SnailYouLater

Where do you do it and where do you don’t?

So i went home for Christmas, and it was pleasant. I had a great time. I miss getting to hang out with my mother, and thankfully with our declining economy, i was able to stay for 6 days and not pay an arm and a leg. I’m working on a little video of the recaps, but i would imagine it not being anything valuable to anyone that isn’t in the video. So i would stay away.

When you end up watching it, don’t say i didn’t tell you so.

I figure i’d do some features and i’d do some clips. I need to pay respect to my Vimeo account and i think that’s the best way to do so.

I got sucked into a MLM meeting tonight, yet again reiterating the fact that they are the biggest waste of time you could posssibly imagine. I’m going to come up with a MLM of my own and figure out a way to make that Trillion dollars that will take me to the moon and back 12 times. How do you like me now?

And while i’m bitching it up, what’s with neck tattoos? You used to not see those for days, and when you did you would hold your ladies close and hope they didn’t enter your personal space. They had respect. They had nostalgia. But when you can find neck tattoos on primetime television , you know it ain’t as tough as it used to be.

Grow some balls people. Get your eye tattoo-ed and get it over with.

The white fog monster is about to swallow my house from the ocean.

You better not have a neck tattoo.

Love me.

Ok. So here’s an idea.

There’s one toilet in a men’s bathroom. ONE.

No one else can go in there and there’s a lock on the door for this very reason.

Lock the god damned door.

So that way, when i’m headed to the bathroom and you’re already in there.

I don’t look and feel like such a damn jerk when wanting to go to the bathroom and your standing there holding your glory over the throne.

Lock it. I’m pretty sure it’s not too incredibly hard as i manage to do it every time i enter a bathroom facility.

Please. Honestly.

Love me.

I just got accepted.

I also have 5 more invites. So if you’re looking to get in on some of this…

Let me know…

Pownce.

I don’t like these things, and even though this is a watered down version of the original, it still scares me sometimes.

A startling scare.

Take a gander.

Bear Attack

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