SnailYouLater

Hello morning.

Hold on a second here. Sure, check the time.

No i didn’t modify it. That’s really the time. And i’ve been up for about 2 hours now.

No. No drugs. Nothing.

And it feels pretty good, as i haven’t felt a day this early in a while.

Maybe i’ll swap the ol’ habits around and become a morning dude?

Probably not.

But it was sure fun while it lasted.

Well after much trial, tribulation, angst, and hypocrisy, I’ve gotten a MacBook.

I could hardly wait for the FedEx guy to drop it off on Friday.

But he did in a timely fashion, and needless to say i spent an amassed amount of time with her over the weekend.

Here are some photos documenting the experience.

Well much is going on…

I’m about to be out of my “IT” job. I’m moving on to a marketing company that needs a programmer. A+!

But i am going to have to learn a bit of PHP. Alright. I can deal with that. Really learn this whole programming realm.

But upon landing a new job, i promised myself a new Macbook Pro. A+!

And so it begins friends. A week more from last Monday, i’m into the new one.

I know. Cinco de Mayo.

What a day to start eh?

Love me.

QUIT singing Beatles covers…

FORVER.

Ok. So here’s an idea.

There’s one toilet in a men’s bathroom. ONE.

No one else can go in there and there’s a lock on the door for this very reason.

Lock the god damned door.

So that way, when i’m headed to the bathroom and you’re already in there.

I don’t look and feel like such a damn jerk when wanting to go to the bathroom and your standing there holding your glory over the throne.

Lock it. I’m pretty sure it’s not too incredibly hard as i manage to do it every time i enter a bathroom facility.

Please. Honestly.

Love me.

I thought it should be noted…

While mildly catching a buzz…

I still manage to cut the loops out of the 6-pack plastic holders.

And you should too.

Just because the world is warming up, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t still look out for the ducks.

Love me.

It was nice. But can you end yourself already?

Let’s get these holidays done.

Happy New Year by the way…

Well hello good friends.

Can you believe that Christmas is already here? No really? Last year seemed about normal. But this one blew by faster than i could manage to keep up. I’ll be heading back to Texas on Sunday. Hope to see you there.

I’ve started building my first Ruby on Rails app solo. (Minus a little help from my friends.) And it’s going quite wonderfully! For some reason it’s clicking this time. I’m not sure if it’s the potential sale in the near future, or if it’s the book i’ve read that finally locked in the missing pieces.

Whatever it is i’m not complaining.

Have started recording again. But just recently lost an acoustic guitar due to the fact it wasn’t mine in the first place. Guess i need to be acquiring that in the near future.

Makes sense.

This is all i have for you now.

Love you.

Goodness gracious.

I was making a custom WP theme. That’s why the site was down. I didn’t finish it.

Obviously.

Much things in the works. No need to play catch up. Just stay tuned.

Randoms:

Talked to Mukul Kelkar for 45 seconds and it was wonderful.

Can’t believe Christmas is here?

I have finished the Arrested Development series and am honestly saddened.

My lady makes a mean Seafood Risotto.

I’m busier than i’ve ever been in my life.

Love you.

Mean it.

Bye.

So i just got a glance at this new show on Discovery Health called, “Honey, We’re Killing the Kids.” And if you haven’t gotten a chance to view it, might i suggest one showing.

It’s grotesque. The first thing that would come to mind is the lack of respect the children have for the parents. And the second is the parents succumbing to their children’s’ addiction to the junk food they so eagerly cram down their throats.

Seriously people, learn to make your children respect you. And even if they don’t, you’re the money maker and the one in charge of the food you choose to feed them.

If your kid is fat, it’s because you are a poor parent. And if they don’t respect you, it’s because you are a poor parent.

I understand you’re not handed a manual when having kids, but maybe we should mandate it due to the royal screw-ups so many have done here recently.

If anything, i would be down for the government to mandate removing the reproductive parts of babies. And if, upon being adults, decide they do want children, would have to fill out a mound of paperwork to have those parts put back in. This would eliminate the lazy, whose children end up becoming fat and ignorant, like themselves, and create a proactive group of people whose determination is to pop out one more in our ever growing population.

Seriously, it took you a show to realize you are a complete incapable being of having children?

While i don’t believe in corporal punishment, a fresh backhand is always available to those mooching off of your hard earned wages.

Grow up and raise your children better. Understand you are the cause of this “growing epidemic.”

Just the same i can’t point any fingers at developing cancer from my smoking.

There is no growing epidemic. You are just inept.

Raise your kids better. And shut up.

Goodnight.